Episode 1 (Confessionals)

[Lisi]

Ugh! I hate these people already! I arrive on the beach of my tribe and I quickly look around. I notice that there are four of the ugliest trees I have ever seen in my life. Well, I quickly realized that they were not trees, in fact, they were the people I would be living with for the next... undetermined... amount of days. But let's not get crazy here. I'm not going to be a huge bitch to their faces, I'm going to be nice to them for the first little while. I have hopes of getting an alliance as soon as possible. I don't know who I would possibly want to allign with, though. Burton is a decent choice. Judd is a fatass that I want out very quickly. And I hate Candice and Deena! This is going to be a long... 39 days.

[Lisi]

Okay, so I've confronted Burton for an early-game alliance. I'm quite sure that he will agree to it because it would be pretty stupid of him not too. And he probably wouldn't want an enemy this early on in the game. As for Candice, Deena, and Judd. They haven't done much of anything yet! Which makes me hate them even more. But I'm excited for the first challenge and I'm ready to see my competition. I'm just praying that an alliance between Burton and I will work because I need somebody to help me get farther in the game!

[Lisi]

Okay, so my attempt to get Burton on my side was a mission-accomplished! Candice and Deena finally decided to speak up, but Judd hasn't and he is starting to worry me. I don't want to be carrying around a bunch of dead weight on the tribe. But to my surprise, Deena actually decided to start a private conversation with me. It was a bit random because I really didn't expect it all. But, I can't complain at this point. Although I think she is a fat bitch, I could potentially use her down the line. So I'll keep her on my good side.

[Lisi]

I've already got a feeling that Deena will probably come up with some sort of offer for an alliance. Of course, I'm going to have to accept the stupid thing. But, I'll wait for her to ask the questions about alligning and stuff. I've already done it once, to Burton, and I don't want to come off as playing every side. That's never a good thing. But my strategy is basically to get on the other's good side, so that way... later... I can pounce!

[Lisi]

This morning, Candice approached me and we had a short conversation. She appears to be a very nice young woman. But I can see right through her. It's all fake... and if she seriously thinks that I believe her, she is wrong. I was nice to her because I figured that I could possibly use her down the line. I just wish Judd would do something my goodness! Or else his ass will be walking out of the Bolano Tribe very quickly...

[Lisi]

Surprise, surprise... Deena hauled her fat ass over to me today and confronted me... again. She stated how she would really like to work together with me at this point in the game. And of course, I said yes... because saying no probably wouldn't get me very far. But whatever, like I care. Judd still hasn't bother to do anything! And it's really starting to piss me off because I want to get this game underway! Ugh! I hate these damn people. They make me sick to my stomach.

[Lisi]

Stuff is quickly starting to get interesting. I've got an alliance with Burton. And I've got one with Deena. Candice is probably going to end up in my alliance with Deena, an all girl group. Plus, we have a challenge today. I'm really looking forward to showing off exactly what I can do with the challenges and stuff. And... I... also got to meet some of the other people from the other tribes. I must say, they're not all that cute. The first two to speak up were Elisabeth and Big Tom. Elisabeth looks very nice and friendly, and I can see myself clickin' with her. Crystal spoke up... whatever. Joel, Lillian, and that hag, Helen, all decided to post. Eventually, Natalie, who looks like a porn star might I add, spoke up. The group conversed for a while, I decided not to talk to any of them. Why the hell would I want to associate with the enemy? Eliza and Theresa spoke up after a while. As well as Deena and Candice. It was then that I decided I would say something. Anyways, some of these people are just so stupid that it cracks me up! And I can't wait to see some of the others.

[Lisi]

I really cannot stand Helen. She is such a... witch! Seriously, whenever I look at her ugly face I think of that horrible Wicked Witch of the West from 'The Wizard of Oz'. They're very similar... plus Helen's personality is about as dry as the desert. She thinks she is funny... and cute... but she is not!

[Lisi]

Okay, so there's been a curve ball thrown into the whole game. I'm now on a tribe with Ace, Big Tom, Elisabeth, and Shane. Our tribe... isn't looking that good. Shane and Ace aren't online, like ever. But Elisabeth and Big Tom are okay. I hope that a three-way alliance could work out with the three of us because the other two are sucking right now! But damn... I was hoping I would stay with my original tribe.

[Lisi]

Our tribe is doing surprisingly well at the Immunity Challenge, in my opinion. Of course, waiting for Shane was a bit of a pain in the ass. No one wants to go to Tribal Council first, of course. But Gregg and Natalie haven't really been around for the challenge. Gregg for sure... so I think that we have a pretty good chance at winning this challenge.

[Lisi]

So, our tribe came in second place at the Immunity Challenge. This is a good thing. It means that we are not the strongest or weakest in the competition at this point in the game. And I have to thank Shane and Ace, without them we would have been useless. Burton, Coby, Sean, Natalie, and Joel are all heading towards Tribal Council. I honestly think that they will get rid of Natalie. But I could see them keeping her because she's probably only good for a vote. Really though, I don't care who leaves. The main point is that I'm not going anywhere!

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