Well Here We are - Episode 1

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Crap all of us on our island are from the same game. This may not be good I'm going to have to major change up my game. At least I'm hot this time


First to post was Lillian in the giggle manner of Allie not sure if she was in our game actually I have no clue who all was in my game actually so I would hope that guessing who is who isn't a requirement. I know the last game everyone knew who was who by the time I got the boot well except for me.

Think I'll make a court that should make me popular or even better think I'll make a windmill washing machine so Lillian's scout leader outfit stops stinking so bad dang that woman needed to choose deodorant as her luxury item.

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Okay if that was not the syurpiest post in the history of Survivor I don't know what is. There is no way they can guess it is me!

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WTH my page just became French and like metal head black and silver. Mas is trying to drive us crazy!

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Well Big Tom and Sean want a alliance with this being 3 tribes gotta be tight so I'm not out before 2 tribe formation but this early alliance could bite me in the butt later with a mix up tribe will have to see how they play.

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Nice to see we have all our tribe active now just hope we win and tom and sean don't go over to joel now. Uggh so hate this beginning part where we don't know how the alliance is playing if they are going to be cool and honest can't use my F4 glue to hold the alliance togeather thing cause then they know who I am so they can't truely trust me just like I can't truely trust them. Goodness it sucks having to play as an individual instead of as a foursome that is strong...

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Yeah!!!!! It's almost time the tree mail is built !!!! l know with all my being light an airy and emoticoning my posts like a 12 year old No One better have a clue who I am!
Wonder what time the challenge is think I better post a giggly message in the Tree Mail forum so I get an email when it gets posted. Please let us win please let us win!!!!!
Lill and Joel haven't approached me for an allaiance so that worries me that Tom and Sean have 3 alliances set up with them. I'm definately going to have to get someone on some other tribes talking to me this is going to be a fence walker for a while till I know if I can trust the boys.

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First Treemail! Yeah and thankfully a little test to see where the boys and Lill are in things. I suggested that we go in the order we posted so could give a hint they are working a game with other tribes but too they may have the number they want. Damn paranoia sucks!

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Crap they are all fine with my number system so no insight there
Oh well at least I'm sorta kinda sure if we lose it will be Joel to go first.

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I hope Joel gets voted out since I'm pretty sure he has figured me out with his you are like "our Momma post".
Elisabeth has to be Farns LOL
My new tribe is cool not as chatty as the temp group but they are very competitive. Well except Greg who actually should not have been on our tribe with the original list! Oh well we still won and we have an easy out when we go to tribal.
I like every one onthe tribe and theyare tough competitors so hard to say who is best to align with or if it is even good to make an alliance since a shuffle could happen again
I hope I get sent to exile!

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Well another day here and another change of tactic. Since Greg is back and he and Matthew were on the same tribe we have to make sure that we get rid of one of them should we go to tribal. C and C and I are making sure to have a hidden alliance. Well as hidden as an alliance with 5 on a tribe and no one but Candice really talking to everyone in PM. Pretty sure she is an easy flip and will go whatever way the wind blows. So hopefully Big Tom is working his magic with Elisabeth and Lisi.

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My new tribe = zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Dang it I think they sent it in without the islands of fire on Vanuatu dang it give us a chace to see what you are doing Candice crap! Anyway and we have both of the Sleeping with the enemy ones better not get penalized for that sending in before the note of which one ARGH.

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I think Candice is cooling now luckily the screw up with the full season names didn't send us to tribal but it's onlybecause Tom's tribe screwed up so bad lutz They are ditching Shane since he is their Greg. OMG could Greg BE anymore wortless???? At least my not being overly fast and stepping back on the leadership role I usely try to take is makingsure C and C trust me. Lots of ego strokeing going on! I need to step up my PM convos with Crystal but she is pretty much playing like the real Crystal and is real quiet and gameface oriented she still hasn't PMed me back on the whole "be safe at exile hope you find the idol PM

Wish Tom could have sent me or Sean to exile but he said they were argueing so they did it random darn it!

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Okay seriousely why was I the only one on for almost 2 hours? WTF?????

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Okay seriously if we lose and they vote me out I am going to go off so bad Candice told us she could not be her I am already pissed beyond pissed because of this lame assed Jane Goddall piece of crap that was probably done over night winning a place at county over projects that took months to do. Seriousely today is not the damn day for this shit. Greg put a few things in Crystal is being a bitch because I'm trying to use some damn common sense and have a frickin list of more than damn a few they know them actors and actresses the oldies have 3 - 7 films in common. For real my head is about to explode I am so pissed right now!

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Dear God,
Thank you for helping us win so I don't have to rip Greg's chest open and pull his bloody beating heart out and shove it down Crystal's stupid assed throat.
Amen

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What's that I smell on the wind? Could it be a tribal shift? If we don't go to 2 tribes soon some tribes gonna have to start eating thier young. Since we have a uneven 15 left after the 3 tribals think it might be school yard pick to two tribes with odd one out sent to exile?

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Greg just posted "We're going all the way to F5". So good thing for him I'm curtailing my open hostility to STUPID or the mystery in this Survivor would be over and done with a "you frickin moron if you think any of us wants you for more than the time we are forced to have to overcome your short comings you are smokin something very illegal!" I just want to kick him in the teeth. Please God let us have a change up and get me back with Tom, Sean, Elisabeth, Matthew might be cool to have in a 5 too pretty amusing and good straight man for my jokes

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Dear Diary,
My tribe is sucking again. I kinda like Greg even though he is still a putz at least he watches The Soup. Seriously do I need to PM them death threats to get some entertainment? Got some intell that the 3 voted out have a challenge tonight to see which gets to stay so that could be the precursor to the 2 tribe mini-merge YEAH more people and hopefully ones that will talk!!!!! Yeah!!!!!

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YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'm so happy I got my boys back and hopefully will get Elisabeth hooked in. Yeah Yeah!!!!!!!!

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Dear God,
THANK YOU!!!!!!!! This was such a fun night and the shitza is gonna hit um fans and looks like it is not aimed at us! We got Elisabeth in the Sexy Alliance and Lillian is giving us stuff in PM on Helen and we can use Helen's triads against Lil to use aginst her later since might help us if we use a boot of Helen to secure Lil on the flip.

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Dear God,
I'm gonna kick that bitch Lillian's ass.. She has this little "plan" to screw up Tom, Elisabeth and me. She sent us PMs bagging on Helen and we thought we could use the fact we want to get rid of all of them anyway we could use that to flip Lill back to us at merge well this dumb ass plays fake "mistake" PM to Helen and makes it so Helen knows she sent PMs to us and trying to get other people targeted or some such nonsense. I would like to kick her in her vajayjay!

So looks like we need to move Helen up on the out list since the last thing we need is to be put in the middle of these twos drama skanks when we have our own plans to work out.

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Dear God,
Well Elisabeth got a message from someone that basically said Helen is the instigator and Judd is aligned with her so Greg is getting his butt saved so we can remove threats. We are going to get rid of Helen which helps end the Lill/Helen dram cuts Judd away from his brain and may help us get a flip to us from Lil if she ends up sticking around. If the other tribe ditches Lill then we can play they we wanted to get rid of the unnecessary drama card.

Either way We are going to need Greg after all even though he is pretty much worthless on challenges.

PS I got a commitment of $15,000 for aid to 3 veterans facing financial disaster because of medical problems the Wonded Warror program, The VA and the military have all screwed them over on. I am on cloud 9 right now!

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Dear God,
Are you flipping kidding me are these people 12? That Tourette Syndrome is nothing like this "fart" joke level idiocy of the stupid assed crap that idiot Helen posted. Come on were are talking the deep thoughts moments of a God like Gary Busey vs bad actor one step above the trailer park making fun of the disabled crap she posted. When need another challenge I need some of these 3 year olds outta here. Bye Helen and Judd I hope Jesus rips your pituitary gland out of your body and makes a hat out of it.

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Dear God,
I always get so nervous before challenges. I'm such a dork.

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