Pachecha Nightly News

[Sean]

In Tonights headlines Pachecha finally got on track by coming up with a big win over the 3 tribes .


Live on the scene we have Joel (I wrote in the dialouge I was bored )

Joel: Hey Sean
Sean: Hey Joel, tell me what it was like at tonights Immunity challenge for Pachecha?
Joel: We had a rough start with my screen freezing, but fortunately we were able to come together as a tribe for the most part in this Immunity Challenge.
Sean: What were the keys to success for this challenge?
Joel: We worked great together, we all did our parts of getting the answers and then afterwards we put forth an effort to edit it to make sure we would come away with Immunity.
Sean: Alright Joel, we'll talk to you later on in the show, we'll be right back after this commercial break


*Sean, Joel, and Burton perform a dance that is similiar to the Richard Hatch dance after winning the final seven immunity challenge*

Sean: This next news story is a sad one, a missing body report has been issued for one Coby Archa, who hasn't been seen in almost 24 hours. Here with me I have Burton Roberts.
Burton: It's a pleasure to be here.
Sean: Tell the viewers what has happened and what they can do to help locate and bring Coby Archa back to his home at Pachecha.
Burton: Officials are currentely worried that Coby Archa is stuck in the middle of the Jungle, however they remain optimistic that the spirit of Janu is with him an that he will be safe throughout this.
Sean: What can people do to try and help locate and return Coby to his rightful home at Pachecha?
Burton: Well if they see him they need to tell him that there is a sausauge fest with 3 incredibly sexy men over at the Pachecha tribe, officials believe that this will have Coby will be able to sniff the sausage fest out and will be able to return to Pachecha.
Sean: Alright thank you for taking time out of your day to be here for Pachecha News at eleven.


Sean: Thanks for watching, that is all for tonight!

*we all sing a song, show over*

[Joel]

OMG! Natalie was holding us back! Uh, the challenge is at 9. I should be getting home just around then. So I will be here around 9!!!!

[Burton]

Woohoo exciting news that we won! also that could be the best news segment eva.

Although we might need to put Cobys picture on posters or rice boxes since there are no milk cartons out here.

[Joel]

[Burton]

Maybe Coby has been out trying to figure out how to use tree sap and make it into hair gel

[Coby]

I mixed it with "something special" to make gel.

I can't make mouse however.

[Joel]

Mouse, like the animal?

Oh and word is that the votes are between Big Tom and Shane. Not sure who will go though.

[Burton]

a mouse is an animal they are kind of grey

Are there any results yet?

[Joel]

None that I know of. I will try and find the scoop.

[Joel]

Tom is on, and he told me that everyone told him that they voted for Shane to go. That could be so Tom does not worry and gets voted out. But Tom also told me that Shane did not help with the challenge last night..

[Sean]

Does he mean Mouse liike moose, but for his hair?

Keep us updated Joel.

[Burton]

oh maybe I thought of the wrong animal than

[Joel]

Not sure what happened, we may have to wait and see. Tom is not on right now and the challenge is really soon.

[Joel]

Looks like Shane was voted out.

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